Will you MOVE IT??!!!

It doesn't seem to be much of an issue in Perth but it sure is here in Singapore; a BIG-ass problem too. What am I talking about this time?

Answer: a tendency to NOT move in when you board the MRT. You see, dear old me nearly got KAPUT by the doors recently SIMPLY because the people in there were crowding around the entrance/exit (& the carriage in question wasn't even half full) & didn't want to spread out by moving further into the carriage, into the middle for instance. Will you die if you fail to move in???!!!!!

Shoot!! Why are people so self-centred to the point that they can't have the brains to think a wee bit about their fellow passengers. Have they got brains the size of a pea? If so, next time this happens, I feel very much like saying to them,"HEY PEA-BRAIN, move in, will ya?!!!"

Only when these selfish idiots heard the pitter-patter of people rushing in & not missing this train journey, do they move an inch further in. Excuse me but I do not think that moving in further is a loss of face, if that is what they are concerned about. Further more, THERE ARE NO GHOSTS/HANTUs in them. What is with these people? 100% pure idiots, I say.

As for me, I always move in & not block the doors.Eh, I'm not going to die nor injured by doing so. No prizes for moving in either but it's OK with me.

In Perth, as far as I can remember, people do crowd around the doors BUT the difference is that they do not wait until their brains are the size of a pea to see that people who want to come into the carriage will be crushed if they do not move in. Is this manners or what? I'm mighty impressed by their behaviour. Perthians, you should be proud of yourselves about this.